Hey, son! I've got to go hang out with my friends tonight, but I wanted to talk to you about something that I've been noticing. You've been staring at my feet so much since I got a pedicure. I felt like I needed to talk to you about it. It's no big deal to me, but I just want you to be honest. If you have a foot fetish, then you can tell me. Oh, okay! All of a sudden you don't want to talk. Look, I know you have a foot fetish. It's obvious. I can see your bulge! Don't try to lie. It's obvious that you have a foot fetish.