My personal, human doormat is right where I told him to be: waiting on the floor for when I arrive home! I tell him that my feet stink--worked out at the gym and ran errands, AND didn't bother wearing socks. I order dumbass to untie my converse and I place the open part over his face and make him breath in the NASTY foot funk haha!! I keep it held in place with my foot while making fun of him. Eventually I remove my other sneaker and make him smell it too--I want to know which one smells worse (I can smell them from where I'm standing)! Then I push the shoes off and start rubbing my sweaty, stinky feet all over loser's face--telling him to smell the feet that created all that smelly foot odor! I stand on loser full weight and use his tongue to wipe my dirty soles, mentioning how I also walked barefoot in the park and ask him if he can taste the grass stains, dirt and foot sweat. Once all the grime from my soles is in loser's mouth, I stack my rank sneakers back on his face--they'd better be there when I get back (I have some more errands to run)!