Welcome back, my shoe worshiping, shoe loving, sneaker sniffing jerky boy. I've got a very special pair for you today - all dressed in shiny silver mesmerizing holographic, I'm showing off my latest pair for running off on all my hikes and long jogs. Check these out, white laces, but oh no... such dirty soles... Shoe sniffing slave, you know what you have got to do - it's a privilege to serve the shoes of your goddess! You know that if you behave, maybe you'll get to take a peak inside of those sneakers, see my pretty pink socks and sniff the fuck out of my sexy holographic sneakers!