Ugh, I don't even like this crisp variety, I open the cheese and onion ones and dumb it all on the ground beside some raw eggs. I'm wearing a pair of super sexy high heel sandals and they'll do the perfect job, crumpling it all into a mush and getting rid of the evidence. Crumble, mush, squeeze with my sharp heels! Honey, I made an omelette for breakfast! Tee-Hee