Up close and personal you can see the wear I've gotten on them today- dirt, mud, sweat, and hairs from alll my walking about. I give you time seeing the outside and am gracious enough to let you finally see the insides too, continuing your worship. As part of the reward for tolerating you, you hand over your cards so I can go have a fun night out with my girl friends living it up. While I'm out, maybe I'll even let you keep the shoes to toy with.