Would you like to be my sock boy? It's a very necessary position tailored for a sock lover just like you. Due to my busy day, I have tons of missing dirty pairs of socks lying all around the house. I'll need you to locate, scent test each sock to see whether they could be worn again and if needed, lick them clean. Using your mouth and tongue as my personal sock washer, I'll have you servicing all of my socks. Now, I've got two pairs for you today and I'd love to feed them to you. Should we start with extra dirty pair of old ripped socks with a huge toe hole? Mmmm, eat those dirty socks straight off my feet, yummy!