Indulge in a deliciously dirty breakfast, courtesy of my tired and sweaty feet!  Watch as I crush cereal beneath my soles, ensuring every bite is infused with my salty goodness. Then, I'll add a splash of milk to make it a truly creamy treat. You'll be begging to lick my soles clean and suck my toes dry. Are you a good boy, eager to devour every last crumb off my beautiful feet?