After a super long and super sweaty workout, I come home to my loyal little foot bitch kneeling for Goddess. I prop my sneakers right up in your face as I tell you about my long and sweaty gym session. I proceed to remove my sneakers and S L O W L Y take off my sweaty socks. I talk about the pungent odor coming from my socks and feet, and how moist the socks are from collecting all my foot sweat. Like the kind brat that I am, I allow foot bitch to sniff, taste, and feel my sweaty socks.